Good Status Updates - Status Update Ideas
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Good Status Updates - Status Update Ideas

Good Status Updates - Status Update Ideas

It's so common these days to hear people saying that they can't think of good status updates ideas. Here are a few status update ideas. You can copy these and paste into your facebook status.

has just made the internet eight words longer

statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate

people who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses

do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles

statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy

my girlfriend said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect

people reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)

whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper

says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing

dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes

started out with nothing and still has most of it left

is the reason Waldo is hiding

is a ninja =.=

is a cross dresser. Deciding what to wear can get me angry

I hope you liked these status update ideas. Keep coming back. There will be more good status updates on this blog very soon.

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