Monday Quotes - Funny Monday Quotes

Monday Quotes - Funny Monday Quotes

These funny Monday quotes will help make your week start on a funny and happy note. People mostly don't like Mondays. It's different from all the other days of the week.

Here are some funny Monday quotes that will help you make your Mondays a lot better.

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.

“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

One should love animals. – They are so tasty.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

A day without sunshine is like..., night.

XYZ is "never on schedule, but always on time."

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I hope you liked these funny Monday quotes.