Friday Quotes - Funny Friday Quotes

Have a look at some funny Friday quotes. Friday is the start of a exiting and/or a relaxing weekend.

Friday should be a day that means you are nearing the end of a satisfying week and look forward to the weekend as simply a time to enjoy other activities but not as a method of mental escape. Byron Pulsifer

Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm. Byron Pulsifer

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. Noel Coward

Friday's child is loving and giving. Author Unknown

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. Chuck Palahniuk

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. John Shirley

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. George Carlin

A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. Lou Holtz

Worrying ain't a waste of time! If you never want things to happen, start worrying about them, success rate 90%! :P

Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)

The funniest thing keeps happening to me on Fridays…I miss place my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down…I think I have it all backwards…Friday is funny! LOL!

I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!
Lindsay Lohan

I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.
Robert Stack

If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on.
Amber Tamblyn

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