Funny Saturday QuotesIf you are looking for funny Saturday quotes, you have come to right place. Here is a list of some funny quotes about Saturday. You can use these quotes on Facebook and Twitter too.
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you"
"Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning."
"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath."
"If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends."
"Monday's child is fair in face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go, Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for its living, and a child that's born on a Christma"
"A Christian is a man who feels Repentance on a Sunday For what he did on Saturday And is going to do on Monday"
“If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday”
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