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Funny Sunday Quotes

Looking for funny Sunday quotes? You have come to the right place.

Here is a list of some nice happy funny Sunday quotes.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

People react to fear, not love - they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?

A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell

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