Funny Weekend QuotesFollowings are some of the best funny weekend quotes. You can use these funny quotes to update your Facebook or Twitter status on weekends.
I hope you will like these funny weekend quotes.
"I've been thinking Hobbes --"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose..." ~ Calvin & Hobbes Quotes
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson
When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash
Of all the days that's in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that's the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday.
I don't like to be gone all weekend and at night too. Because for 20 years, I've had children who are in school.
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. ~Joseph Addison
I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football. ~S.A. Sachs
Make your weekend and that of your loved ones a great one. Share these funny weekend quotes with them and feel lighter. Weekend is short no matter how long it is. So enjoy every bit of it.