Funny Weekend Quotes

Funny Weekend Quotes

Followings are some of the best funny weekend quotes. You can use these funny quotes to update your Facebook or Twitter status on weekends.

I hope you will like these funny weekend quotes.

"I've been thinking Hobbes --"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose..." ~ Calvin & Hobbes Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson

When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!
Jonathan Brandis

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash

Of all the days that's in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that's the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday.
~Henry Carey

I don't like to be gone all weekend and at night too. Because for 20 years, I've had children who are in school.
Meryl Streep

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. ~Joseph Addison

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
Albert Brooks

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football. ~S.A. Sachs

Make your weekend and that of your loved ones a great one. Share these funny weekend quotes with them and feel lighter. Weekend is short no matter how long it is. So enjoy every bit of it.