Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes and Sayings

There are a lot of funny quotes on the internet. We have collected some of the best funny sayings for you. We hope you will like these.

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Followings are some of the funny quotes, we have collected for you. We will keep adding more to this collection.

• A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. 
• A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
• A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
• Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 
• I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.
• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
• A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
• Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
  Girl: Don't you know who i am?
  Boy: No.
  Girl: I'm the principals daughter.
  Boy: Do you know who i am?
  Girl: No.
  Boy: Good (walks away).
• Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• All men are equal before fish.

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