Weekend Quotes - Funny Weekend Quotes
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Weekend Quotes - Funny Weekend Quotes

Weekend Quotes - Funny Weekend Quotes

Here are some funny weekend quotes, and other inspirational quotes for the weekend. If you are looking for something interesting to quote on your Facebook or Twitter for the weekend, these funny weekend quotes are here to help you!

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. ~Richard Rorty

"I've been thinking Hobbes --"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose..." ~ Calvin & Hobbes Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson

There aren't enough days in the weekend. ~ Rod Schmidt

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? ~ Marilyn vos Savant

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. ~ Arnot Sheppard

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. ~ Richard Nelson Bolles

Of all the days that's in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that's the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday.
~Henry Carey

Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids? ~ Hal Borland

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. ~Joseph Addison

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. ~ Artie Lange

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Zenna Scha

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football. ~S.A. Sachs

Look forward to the weekend, and give yourself and your friends a good laugh, or inspire each other, by quoting some of these funny weekend quotes. You can also make your weekend more interesting by watching these Youtube Comedy Videos.


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