Funny Quotes and Sayings

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1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

3. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

4. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

5. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

6. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

7. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

8. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

9. You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

10. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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