Clever Facebook Statuses

Clever Facebook Statuses

Looking for some clever Facebook statuses? You don't have to look anymore. In this post we will share with you some clever Facebook status messages. We are sure you will like these.

These clever Facebook statuses will help you enjoy and have fun with your buddies on Facebook. You will get many hilarious comments on these status messages. This is for sure.

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• What if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
• I just started to finally remember to write 2011, and now I have to start writing 2012.
• I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
• Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
• When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.
• My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.
• Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
• I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.
• You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..
• I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.
• LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

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