Funny Insults And Comebacks For Your Facebook Status

Here are some funny insults and comebacks, which you can use if your partner ever insults you. You can use these funny insults and comebacks as your facebook status messages too.

• It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.'If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
• Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
• Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
• You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
• Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
• You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
• How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
• I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
• I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

So, did you like these funny insults and comebacks?