Funny Monday Morning Quotes
Here is a list of some funny Monday morning quotes. These will make your grin on your Mondays.
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope"
“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code”
“I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday”
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
You can use these funny Monday morning quotes as your twitter or Facebook status messages too.
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