Funny Monday Quotes

Monday Quotes - Funny Monday Quotes and Sayings

Here are some funny Monday quotes and sayings. Monday is a very different day as compared to all other days. Not many people like Mondays.

Here is a list of some funny Monday quotes that will make your Mondays much better. You can use these on your Facebook status messages too.

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

One should love animals. – They are so tasty.

A day without sunshine is like..., night.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I always give 100% at work:



13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

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