Funny Valentine Day Quotes

"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown

"A light heart lives long." - William Shakespeare

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." ~Oscar Wilde

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" ~Lily Tomlin

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~Groucho Marx

"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort