Quotes Of The Day Funny

Quotes Of The Day - Funny

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The only thing better than the cutest kitty in the world is any dog. - Daniel Tosh

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. - Anonymous



Some more quotes of the day (funny)

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Anonymous

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey