Random Funny Quotes

Here is a collection of random funny quotes for you. You can use these funny quotes as your Facebook or Twitter status updates too.

Random Funny Quotes

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

People are very open-minded about new things -- as long as they're exactly like the old ones.

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