Funny Quotes About Being Single

Funny Quotes About Being Single

Here is a little list of funny quotes about being single. Some of these quotes are from famous people, others are just quotes that were passed along to me.

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."
- Garry Shandling

"Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility."
- Michael Douglas

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams

"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart

"I think, therefore I'm single."
- Liz Winston

"I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves."
- Shirley MacLaine

"Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile."
- Mae West

"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."
- Sex and the City

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
- Anonymous

"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."
- Sex and the City

I hope you liked these funny quotes about being single and that these have brought a smile on your face. Being single is fun. Enjoy your freedom while you can ;-)