Funny Quotes From Step Brothers

Funny Quotes From Step Brothers

Here are some of the really funny quotes from Step Brothers.

Brennan: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.


Dale: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!


Brennan: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


Dale: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Dale, Brennan: Velociraptor.

Brennan:Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Dale,Brennan: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan:If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Dale,Brennan: John Stamos.

Dale:What !?!

Brennan:Did we just become best friends?

Dale:Yep!

Brennan: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Dale:Yep!


Dale commenting on his vintage nude magazines. “Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.” Boys will be boys!

Brennan on his near-death skills. “I was faking. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.” It’s hard not to laugh out loud when hearing this line in the movie.

Dale after knocking Brennan unconscious. “This is just like 'Cold Case' files! This is just like 'Cold Case' files! This is just like 'Cold Case' files!” This top ten funny quote from “Step Brothers” is a killer.

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