Funny Quotes and Sayings

If you are looking for Funny Quotes and Sayings, you have come to the right place. In this article, we have shared some of the best funny quotes.

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1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

3. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

4. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

5. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

6. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

7. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

8. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

9. You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

10. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Music Quotes About Life

If you are looking for Music Quotes About Life, you have come to the right place. In this article, we have shared some of the best music quotes.

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If music be the food of love, play on.
William Shakespeare

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach

Music is expression of harmony in sound. Love is the expression of harmony in life.
Stephen F. Gaskin

Music is Love in search of a word.
Sidney Lanier

Music is the key to the female heart.
Johann G. Seume

Music is the vernacular of the human soul.
Geoffrey Latham

Music is well said to be the speech of angels
Thomas Carlyle

Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don’t live it, it won’t come out of your horn. They teach you there’s a boundary line to music. But, man, there’s no boundary line to art.
Charlie Parker

Music should never be harmless.
Robbie Robertson

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.
Maya Angelou

If the King loves music, it is well with the land. ~Mencius

Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons. You will find it is to the soul what a water bath is to the body. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music. ~Gustav Mahler

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Good Evening Quotes

If you are looking for Good Evening Quotes, you have come to the right place. In this article, we have shared some of the best quotes for evening.

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Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening

Each morning see some task begun, Each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

In the evening of life, we will be judged on love alone.

Very very Good evening to all my loving friends!!!

No One Is True In This World... Not Even Our Own Heart... We Always Think Its t Beats For Us Inside.....!!!!! . But It Beats For Someone Else ..... Who Is Inside It......!!!!!!! Very Good Evening...!!! Have A Warm Sunday...!!!

"Friend" & "Friendship" are the very sweetest thing in life I Am Not Ur 1st "frnd" I Am Not Ur last "frnd" But U r always my "BEST FRIEND" Good evening. .

Its human tendency to run behind people whom we love and neglect the ones who love us bcoz We r sure we'll never loss them ....strange but very true... Good evening


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Monday Quotes

If you are looking for Monday quotes, you have come to the right place. Here are some nice Monday quotes and sayings.

As we all know, Monday is a very different day as compared to all other days. Not many people like Mondays. Here is a list of some cool Monday quotes that will make your Mondays much better. You can use these on your Facebook status messages too.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen.

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.

More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

If you want to get somewhere you have to know where you want to go and how to get there. Then never, never, never give up

Monday is the key day of the week.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

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Quotes About Winter

There are plenty of quotes about Winter on the internet. We have collected some of the best quotes for you.

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show. ~Andrew Wyeth

Every mile is two in winter.

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours." ~Robert Byrne

One kind word can warm three winter months.

Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.

And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. ~Bill Watterson

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ~W.J. Vogel

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Tattoo Quotes for Girls

You can find a lot of tattoo quotes for girls online. In this post, we have collected some of the best girls tattoo quotes.

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"there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART"

“Ink on paper is considered to be”
Ink for meat, hard – core.
Whether Shakespeare was a tattoo artist
We appreciate the art of the body more. “~ Carrie Latet”

Make each day your masterpiece ~ John Wooden

Over time this will also happen. ~ Anonymous

Living well is the best revenge. ~ Anonymous

The highest comets stood up against the wind, not with her. ~ Winston Churchill

I am easily satisfied with the best. ~ Winston Churchill

What does not kill me only makes me stronger. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Even the best fall sometimes. ~ From the song “Collide” by Howie Day

God gave to the charges, also the shoulders. ~ Yiddish proverb

Pray, and leave that Dios worry. ~ Martin Luther King

Let her cry of joy in pain. ~ Elizabeth Wilder

Don’t forget to love yourself.~ Soren Kierkegaard

Life on the planet is born of a woman. ~ Adrienne Rich

Expecting anything, living frugally in surprise. ~ Alice Walker

Thank God I’m an atheist. ~ Anonymous

Follow love you dress, flees for love and that will continue. ~ Proverb

I can be thrown by the wayside, but I’m looking at the stars. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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Short Tattoo Quotes

If you are looking for Short Tattoo Quotes, you have come to the right place. In this article, we have shared some of the best quotes for tatoos.

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"Life goes on"
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
"Attack life, its going to kill you anyways"
"Men are like roses; watch out for all of the pricks."
"the only way out is through"
"believe the impossible"
"never a failure, always a lesson"
"Some things are better left unsaid"
"The best proof of love is trust."
"The heart sees whats invisible to the eye."
"beauty is truths smile "
"New and improved"
"Life teaches, Love reveals"
"Blood, Sweat, but never Tears"
"Follow the moon"
"The time is now"
"Think big thoughts, but relish small pleasures"
"Never stop dreaming"
"Life is simple, its just not easy"
"Reason and love are sworn enemies."
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die"
"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."
"wars begin in the minds of men"
"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work"
"success is the best revenge"
"to be irreplaceable you have to be different"
"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul."
"Music is what feelings sound like"
"dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today."
"If you want something you've never had, do something you've never done."
"You weren't put on this earth to be ordinary."
"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
"seize the day, place no trust in tomorrow"
"Break the rules, stand apart, ignore your head, follow your heart."
"Actions speak louder then words."
"Tell me i cant, ill show you i can."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller"
"We all die alone"
"I am a misfit"
"I will cause you big problems",
"Get to know me and you will regret it"
"I am immature",
"I am needy",



“I am foolish”,
“I am shallow”
“I make bad decisions”,
“I have no sense of right and wrong,”
“I follow fads”,
“I am unemployable”,
"I have been to prison",
"I belong to a criminal gang",
"I am promiscuous",
"I work in the sex-services industry",
"I can not sustain a long term relationship".
“I will fail in my life”

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Funny Quotes From Step Brothers

Here are some of the really funny quotes from Step Brothers.

Brennan: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.


Dale: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!


Brennan: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


Dale: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Dale, Brennan: Velociraptor.

Brennan:Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Dale,Brennan: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan:If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Dale,Brennan: John Stamos.

Dale:What !?!

Brennan:Did we just become best friends?

Dale:Yep!

Brennan: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Dale:Yep!


Dale commenting on his vintage nude magazines. “Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.” Boys will be boys!

Brennan on his near-death skills. “I was faking. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.” It’s hard not to laugh out loud when hearing this line in the movie.

Dale after knocking Brennan unconscious. “This is just like 'Cold Case' files! This is just like 'Cold Case' files! This is just like 'Cold Case' files!” This top ten funny quote from “Step Brothers” is a killer.

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Funny Quotes About Being Single

Here is a little list of funny quotes about being single. Some of these quotes are from famous people, others are just quotes that were passed along to me.

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."
- Garry Shandling

"Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility."
- Michael Douglas

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams

"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart

"I think, therefore I'm single."
- Liz Winston

"I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves."
- Shirley MacLaine

"Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile."
- Mae West

"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."
- Sex and the City

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
- Anonymous

"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."
- Sex and the City

I hope you liked these funny quotes about being single and that these have brought a smile on your face. Being single is fun. Enjoy your freedom while you can ;-)

Inspirational Football Quotes

Are you looking for Inspirational Football Quotes? Well, you have come to the right place. In this post, we will share with you some very nice Football quotes. You will love these.

John Madden
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

Joe Don Looney
A good back makes his own holes. Anybody can run where the holes are.

Gale Sayers
Football is a very short-term proposition. Football really prepares you for nothing. The only thing I got out of football was the ability to work hard, and that's it.

Dan Birdwell
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

Ken Simonton
No talking. Talking doesn't play football, talking isn't going to make you practice harder or play harder.

Neville Southall
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.

Tom Landry
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

Lou Holtz
Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.

Paul "Bear" Bryant
Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.


I hope these inspirational Football quotes will inspire you a lot and will motivate you. These quotes do not however just apply to Football. These apply to every field of life. Do share with us your thoughts in comments section.

Happy Friday Quotes

Here are some Happy Friday quotes and sayings. You can use these on your Facebook or Twitter or in any other way you want to.

The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends! Happy Friday!

Thank God it's Friday, because I HATE my damn co-workers.

Have a Blessed Friday & a Victorious Weekend!

Happy Friday everyone, have a fun and safe weekend. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

Thank God it's Friday! I get paid today!

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